Only a mothe r could love this liver
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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