Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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