We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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