My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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