Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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