Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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