Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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