Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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