Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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