Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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