drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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