but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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