I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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