Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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