I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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