So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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