hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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