The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
