"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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