Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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