You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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