just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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