Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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