yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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