Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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