TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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