This girl is more easily done than said...
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
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