# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
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