Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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