she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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