Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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