this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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