Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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