Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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