The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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