She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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