Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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