Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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