Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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