Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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