You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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