So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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