Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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