She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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