Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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