If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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