I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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