Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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