I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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