You were right. It hurts to walk today.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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